• His organ donor card does not include his liver
• When he walks into the bar, they make him pay his tab BEFORE he starts drinking
• He once taught a dog to slur his barks....in Polish.
• Karaoke machines tremble at the mere sight of him.
• His birth was prophesized by the Mayans as the second coming of Prohibition
• If he rides in your car, your insurance rates go UP instantly.

He is...THE MOST INTERESTING DRUNK IN THE WORLD
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer whatever kind is available!
Stay thirsty my friends!